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10 Reasons why Many Preachers are Bald or Balding

Out of consideration for God! Matthew 10:30 says that God numbers every hair on our heads, so they think that they will make His job easier!

The gleam from their foreheads makes them look angelic while preaching.

The last hairpiece the preacher had flew off while hewas making a particularly forceful plea from the pulpit.

Youth group, 'nuff said!

Three boys, double 'nuff said

People were always mistaking them for models, so they had theirhair surgically removed!

"Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is attained by a righteous life." So they figured gray and bald was even better!

Hey, when they repent, they REPENT! (Isaiah 22:12)

They look at it as a sign that the old is being recreated as a less-hairy-more-Christ-like-new!

Paul teaches, "if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him" ( 1 Cor 11:14). So they figure no hair must really be an honor!