Ten Signs Your In a "Different" Church

10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. They use the "Dr. Seuss Version" of the Bible.
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake."
4. There's no cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. They have Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or non-smoking?"
1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."