Ten Things People Think While Singing a Hymn

10. The pot roast.
9. What does pastor wear under robes?
8. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?
7. 90 minutes till kickoff.
6. Did I turn off the fans?
5. What's the likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head?
4. How many people have lost more hair than I have?
3. How would the hymn sound if DC Talk played it?
2. Are there doughnuts at fellowship?
1. How many more verses?