Three Priests

One day a high priest called for his three lower priests. When they got to them the high priest said, "Since you guys have never sinned, I want you to go out and commit one sin today" The 3 priests agreed and left to sin.

The next day the high priest called for the 3 again. He asked the first one what he did and the priest replied, "I refused to walk a blind old lady across the street, and she was hit by a car."
"Good, good, good," said the high priest, " go drink from the holy water" The 3rd one snickered slightly at this.
Then the high priest asked the second priest what he had done. "Well," said he said,"I stole a lollypop froma baby, ate it and threw it back at the mother." "Good, good, good," replied the high priest, "go drink from the holy water."
The 3rd on laughed a litte louder at this. then the high priest asked the third one what he had done and he replied, "Well, I peed in the holy water."