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Bulletin Bloopers 2 ( continued)

21. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

22. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

23. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

24. 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

25. A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

26. Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.

27. Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?" Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"

28. On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.

29. Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

30. Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

31. The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

32. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

33. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

33.This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

34.Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

35. Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

36. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

37. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to>> come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

38. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

39. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

40. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

41. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.