There is now intelligence that has uncovered a new wave of church
terrorists sent out to replace those captured yesterday. These new
terrorist are believed to be brothers of those taken on Monday,
October 22, 2001. Intelligence believes the brothers names are; Bin
Gossip, Bin Critical, Bin Absent and Bin Sour. The fear is, they are
already in place in many area churches. Intelligence also fears that
there is ever more brothers in this wicked family just waiting for
orders to invade.

Since our first report we have been notified by a number of CHURCH
BOARD'S that they have identified four additional suspected
terrorists working in different churches. Three of the four have been
apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin and Bin Drinkin have been taken
into custody. The Associate Pastor advised us that it is very
difficult to find anyone fitting the description of the fourth cell
member: Bin Workin, in most churches. However, he is confident that
anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

Stayed tuned for more updates from; CHURCH SECURITY...