CHRISTMAS BULLETIN BLOOPERS?

CHRISTMAS IS:

When the coir is in demand.
When there’s a gong in the air.
When people decorate houses with holy lives (holly leaves)
When things can become a Massy affair.
When people feel stable without visiting one
When people feel fruitful eating cake
When people forget & forfeit.
When you can get roses cooked and luck roasted.
When every missy gets very dressy
When one can say ‘Marry Christmas’ and get away with a kiss.
When one feels pretty starry
When everyone gives others a treat
And each has a Christmas “free” in His house.