Reason for Going to Church! Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "I didn't even see her," admitted Mr. Smith. "And that dress Mrs. Davis was wearing," continued Mrs. "I'm afraid I didn't notice that either," said Mr. Smith. "Oh, for heaven's sake," snapped Mrs. Smith. "A lot of
"Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?"
Smith, "Really, don't tell me you think that's the
proper outfit for a mother of two."
good it does you to go to church."