'GOD SPEAKS' BILLBOARDS Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -- God C'mon over and bring the kids. -- God What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -- God We need to talk. -- God Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -- God Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -- God That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -- God I love you and you and you and you and... -- God Will the road you're on get you to my place? -- God Follow me. -- God Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -- God My way is the highway. -- God Need directions? -- God You think it's hot here? -- God Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -- God Do you have any idea where you're going? -- God (And Finally...) Don't make me come down there. -- God