I'm the Ring Bear A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said,
down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the
crowd alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side.
While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws
and roar...so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all
the way down the aisle.
hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however,
was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and
was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
"I was being the Ring Bear!"