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I'm the Ring Bear

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming
down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the
crowd alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side.
While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws
and roar...so it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all
the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so
hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however,
was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and
was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said,
"I was being the Ring Bear!"