JESUS SAVES

One day in heaven, Satan walked up to God and said, "If Jesus is so good at everything, let's see if he can beat me at a poetry typing contest." God said, "You want it, you got it." Five minutes later Jesus and Satan were sitting back to back on a computer waiting for the contest to begin.

God said, "Okay, you will be allowed two hours to complete the contest. Do you understand?" Both Jesus and Satan replied, "Yes." So the contest began. Jesus was typing with all his might and so was Satan. The time was up to 1 and 50 minutes. Jesus and Satan were almost finished.

All of a sudden, the power went off in heaven. Satan kicked back in his chair and said, "Unless the power comes back on I will win." Just then the power came on. Jesus started typing again. Satan stared at his black screen. Satan walked over to Jesus and asked him how come he got to keep his. Satan started to claim Jesus cheated.

God said, "Jesus doesn't cheat." "Then how do you explain this?", asked Satan.

God replied, "JESUS SAVES."