Mummy Get Up My two-year-old daughter, Paige, was with her mother while her older sister
was being examined by a dentist. Paige kept herself busy playing with toys
in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.
With about six other patients waiting, Paige marched up to her mother, looked
her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "wake
up! This is not church!" My wife, Lani, woke from her doze to the sound of
other patients laughing.