Psalm 23 For Tech Heads

The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.

He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart.
All of His commands are user friendly.

His directory guides me to the right choices for His
name's sake. Even though I scroll through the problems
of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is my back-up.

His password protects me. He prepares a menu before
me in the presence of my enemies.

His help is only a keystroke away.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the
days of my life and my file will be merged with
His and saved forever.

Amen