Quotable Quotes

Mark Twain warned, "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

Billionaire J. P. Getty was once asked the secret of his success. Said Getty, "Some people find oil. Others don't."

Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.

In America, the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefit of their inexperience. --Oscar Wilde

"It's better to remain silent and be thought stupid than to open your mouth and forever remove all doubt."

Life is what happens to you while you're busy planning more important things.

Reputation is character minus what you've been caught doing.

James Agee’s comment on a film: "Several tons of dynamite are set off in this picture -- none of it under the right people."

Hell hath no fury like a lawyer of a woman scorned.

Accept good advice gracefully -- as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place.