Sign Advertising a Church's Annual Supper

FOR SEVERAL WEEKS an electric sign outside a church in our town
advertised the parish's annual supper. It was to be an all-you-can-eat sausage
feast with mashed potatoes, green beans, sauerkraut, coleslaw and
homemade pie.

The morning after the event, the church sign had been
changed. One succinct word now appeared: "BURP!"