Sorry, I Didn't Recognize You!   

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. She sees God, and asks if this is it. God says "No, you have another 30-40 years to live."

 She recovers and decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, hair dyed, etc. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and immediately gets hit by an ambulance.

She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?"      God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you!"