SHORT WITTY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS: 1

Q.What were Lot's last words to his wife?
A....Honey, is someone following us?

Q.Where do we hear of Firemen in the Bible?
A...Three wisemen cam from afar (fire).

Q: Why couldn't Noah's wife and sons play cards on the Ark.
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

Q: Why was everyone in Biblical times so poor?
A: Because there was only one Job!

Q: How many people went on board the Ark before Noah?
A: Three, beacause it says "... and Noah went forth"

Q: How long did Cain dislike his brother?
A: As long as he was Abel.

Q: Where in the bible does it say that men do the dishes?
A: 2 Kings 21:13 "...and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down to dry."

Q: What kind of lights did they use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights.

Q: What was Noah's greatest worry?
A: Those two mosquitoes.

Q: What's the greatest case of constipation in the bible?
A: Satan the devil. Revelation says he'll be bound up for a thousand years! (Rev 20:2 KJV)

Q: Did you know that pharaoh's sister was an excellent financier?
A. She took a little prophet from the bullrushes on the banks.

Q: Who is the shortest person in the Bible?
A: Bildad the Shuhite! . . . or . . .
A: Knee High Miah! . . . or . . .
A: Peter (when he slept on his watch)

Q: Who is the largest woman in the bible?
A: The woman of Some area (Samaria Jn 4)