SHORT WITTY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS 2

Q: Which bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
A: Jonah, because he was brought up by a whale.

Q: What was the first state mentioned in the Bible?
A: Arkansas - because Noah looked out of the ark and saw...

Q..Did you know that they played tennis in ancient Egypt?
A. They must have, because Joseph served in Pharoah's court.

Q. Did you know that they had motorbikes in the bible?
A. Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.

Q.Did you know that the apostles drove a Honda?
A. In Acts is says they were all in one Accord. ( HONDA ACCORD!)

Q. Did you know that they had baseball in the bible?
A. In the Big Inning Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and the Prodigal Son ran home.

Q. How do we know Noah was a nimble cash manager.
A. He floated his assets while the world was in liquidation.

Q: How do we know Moses wore a wig?
A: Sometimes he was with Aaron and sometimes he wasn't!

Q: When is the first ice cream mentioned in the Bible?
A: Walls of Jericho!
A: Lions of Judah!

Q: When is the first food fight mentioned in the Bible?
A: "I looked and behold a flying roll!" (Zech 5:1 KJV)

Q: Did you know that Paul was the 1st surfer in the Bible?
A: Sure, in Acts he "came ashore on a board"!

Q: Do you know the phone number for the Garden of Eden?
A: Adam 8-1-2!

Q:Did you know there is mention of a cricket match in the bible?
A:At Pentecost when Peter stood up with the eleven and was bowled. (bold)!!