Temperance Sermon A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with
expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd
take it and throw it into the river."
in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.
a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:
"Shall We Gather at the River."