Vatican Garage Sale: The top 13 items

13. Commemorative rack of crushed skulls from the Spanish Inquisition

12. Jesus's senior-year woodshop project

11. "Papal World Tour '97" satin roadie jacket

10. The Pope's M*A*S*H Father Mulcahey lunch box

9. Inflatable altar boy

8. "World's Funniest Confessions" audio tapes

7. John Paul's Vatican League bowling shirt

6. Complete set of Michelangelo's black velvet period

5. "Fires of Hell" Fondue set

4. Sinead O'Connor dart board, very used

3. Popemobile prototype based on a '72 El Camino with sacred astroturf, fully stocked wetbar, hot tub and "Miracle Bass(tm)" sound system

2. Dog-eared copy of "Latin for Dummies"

and the Number 1 Item at the Vatican Garage Sale...

1. Unused New Testament book: The Gospel According to Rhonda