Will he Hurt us if he gets loose ?

As the guest preacher made his way to the pulpit, he was wired for sound with an older style corded lapel mike. Unfortunately, such mikes were a new experiences for him. Still, he decided that he would ignore the mike as best he could and not allow it to dampen his animated delivery.

 As he began to preach, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, " Will he hurt us, if he gets loose,?"